Raised on Hose Water and Neglect - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Dust Abraham Lincoln freed a nation

Abraham Lincoln freed a nation but couldn't free himself from being the default clip art for every guy who needs a constitutional excuse to shotgun a beer at noon

and dancing all under one roof made it more than a bowling alley

flanked by "EST 1935" to the left and a baseball graphic reading "CLASS D" to the right

design is a fan art tribute to Hawaii Five-O

Golden-yellow old English text arches reading "Ho Ho Hold" above a retro hand-drawn Santa Claus in a red suit with green gloves

Raised on Hose Water and Neglect - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Dust Abraham Lincoln freed a nationDrinking from a garden hose that's been baking on asphalt since June was an entire generation's hydration plan. Somehow we all turned out fine, or at least functional enough to joke about it. The Details: Bold black lowercase retro rounded text reads "raised on hose water and neglect" in a stacked centered layout. Below, a green hand drawn illustration depicts the end of a garden hose spraying water in an uneven splatter pattern. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe