Check Out My Junk - Unisex Hoodie burgers " beneath the rooster

" beneath the rooster

fists clenched

Rounded white retro text below reads "i wear this" above bold

Santa pointing and asking where his ho's are at carries the same energy as a mall Santa on his third divorce

and the couch is basically the corner office

Check Out My Junk - Unisex Hoodie burgers " beneath the roosterPlausible deniability never had a better alibi than a cardboard box full of old keyboards and tangled cables. The illustration exists solely so nobody at the barbecue can technically prove what you actually meant. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "CHECK OUT" above bold distressed white text reading "MY JUNK." Below, a cartoon brown cardboard box overflows with a keyboard, desk lamp, tangled cables, coffee mug, books, and a small fan