Rule #1 Don't Fall Off The Boat - Unisex Hoodie Color:Light Blue wearing his traditional hat with

wearing his traditional hat with a full beard and one eyebrow raised

Surviving a dragon encounter at 2 AM with three hit points left is less about bravery and more about sunk cost fallacy

​ Printed on our warm & cozy unisex hoodie (hooded sweatshirt)

" simulating a handwritten autograph

" with a small orange-red star below

Rule #1 Don't Fall Off The Boat - Unisex Hoodie Color:Light Blue wearing his traditional hat withBoating safety rules exist exclusively because someone already did the exact thing the sign prohibits. That stick figure mid launch off the stern is just a self portrait for anyone who learned what lake water tastes like at speed. The Details: Orange circle and a blue stick figure falling off a speeding blue motorboat sit above blue water splash lines in a distressed print style. Bold distressed orange block text reads "RULE #1." Blue block text below