Taters Over Haters - Long Sleeve T-Shirt burbank Everyone who reads your chest

Everyone who reads your chest becomes a willing participant in the lowest stakes IQ test ever administered

Golden-tan serif text reads "DUKE & DUKE" below

with white italic serif text reading "OPEN" centered inside it

An ornate oval monogram enclosing intertwined golden-tan "DD" letters sits at the top

Bold red worn sans-serif text reads "KNOCK

Taters Over Haters - Long Sleeve T-Shirt burbank Everyone who reads your chestChoosing fried potatoes over human conflict is the most rational philosophical position anyone has taken this century. The English language spent thousands of years evolving just so "taters" and "haters" could rhyme and end every argument before it starts. The Details: A vintage style illustration of a heaping pile of tater tots rendered in orange and brown tones with distressed black speckle detailing. Rounded, bubbly golden orange retro text in a