Relax, You'll Be Dead Someday - Unisex Tank Top Baseball holding a red Solo cup

holding a red Solo cup in his right hand

Half the room won't notice

" and green text reading "COSTA MESA

Gingerbread men walk around with permanent smiles and glazed eyes

Stanley Spadowski's mop got the last word

Relax, You'll Be Dead Someday - Unisex Tank Top Baseball holding a red Solo cupParadise poolside graphics selling you existential dread in the same font as a Margaritaville souvenir shop is the most honest tourism has ever been. Every timeshare pitch is basically saying the same thing, they just lack the courage to use an exclamation point. The Details: Distressed white cursive script reads "Relax," positioned above a retro tropical poolside scene rendered in green, light blue, orange, and white, depicting palm trees, a swimming