I Witnessed Thornton Melon's Triple Lindy - Unisex T-Shirt Size:S Some guys' Venn diagram between

Some guys' Venn diagram between their smoker and their dispensary is just a circle

Bold white uppercase text below reads "COME FOR VACATION

Stanley Spadowski's mop got the last word

but not as much as the guy standing 30 feet away

and greens

I Witnessed Thornton Melon's Triple Lindy - Unisex T-Shirt Size:S Some guys' Venn diagram betweenPulling off a dive nobody's landed in decades requires either elite athleticism or total ignorance of physics. Thornton Melon brought both and the judges still gave him the win. Inspired by Back to School. The Details: White text reads "I WITNESSED THORNTON MELON'S" above large bold text reading "TRIPLE LINDY" beside a white silhouette of a diver and a multi level diving platform. A ribbon banner below contains "1986" flanked by two stars, with "GLU