I Would Have Chosen Duckie - Unisex T-Shirt obrother Paramedics will need a moment

Paramedics will need a moment to decide if they're reading a joke or a legal document

Brown cursive script reads "Biscayne" above bold seafoam-green block text reading "CAFETERIA

The explosion behind her is just the performance review nobody asked for

Tuition is reasonable but the curriculum is basically one speech repeated for twenty years

A red ribbon banner at the bottom reads "WE HAVE A FLAIR FOR FOOD" in white capitals

I Would Have Chosen Duckie - Unisex T-Shirt obrother Paramedics will need a momentChoosing Duckie is basically admitting the test audiences were cowards and Blane's spine had the structural integrity of a wet prom corsage. That lip sync to "Try a Little Tenderness" deserved a better ending than a consolation dance. Inspired by Pretty in Pink. The Details: Distressed rounded pink lettering reads "I WOULD HAVE CHOSEN" above bold pink Western style serif text reading "DUCKIE." A high contrast portrait of Duckie Dale in pink, white,