Too Cool For British Rule - Unisex T-Shirt corpus christi I wrote a song about

I wrote a song about it

Nobody questions the tuxedo if you sell it hard enough

Distressed coral arched text reads "LA CROSSE

but most are just splitting rent with your dad's cousin

Nobody argues because the organ player drowns out dissent

Too Cool For British Rule - Unisex T-Shirt corpus christi I wrote a song aboutBen Franklin wore a fur cap to Versailles purely for clout, so pixelated meme sunglasses are honestly the most historically accurate upgrade. Founding a nation was just his way of ratio ing King George before the internet existed. The Details: Arched red serif text reads "TOO COOL FOR" above a blue engraving style portrait of Benjamin Franklin wearing pixelated "deal with it" meme sunglasses, flanked by two blue five pointed stars. Curved red serif