Johnny's Newspaper Delivery - Unisex T-Shirt Size:S a red sailboat

a red sailboat

red tomato

" with a vintage cartoon potato mascot in a blue cap posed with arms raised

" Smaller blue uppercase text reads "PROFESSIONAL COOLER • SPECIALIZED BOUNCER" above white slab-serif text reading "ESTABLISHED 1989

Nobody questions the tuxedo if you sell it hard enough

Johnny's Newspaper Delivery - Unisex T-Shirt Size:S a red sailboatJohnny wants his two dollars, and no cliff, avalanche, or garbage truck is going to stop collections. Greendale's most persistent paperboy makes loan sharks look reasonable. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Distressed white brush lettered text reads "JOHNNY'S" at the top. A white line art BMX bicycle sits between smaller white text reading "GREENDALE" on the left and "CALIFORNIA" on the right, above a thin red horizontal rule. Bold white