Killin' My Liver At The River - Unisex Hoodie rochester "Skate Your Date" sounds like

"Skate Your Date" sounds like advice from a grandparent who peaked romantically at a Connecticut roller rink in 1952 and never stopped bragging about it

Style: Classic Unisex Tank with ribbed trim

Bold white text reads "LYNDHURST" followed by lighter-weight "SECURITY" on a single line

flanked by two small muted sage-green pine trees

The perfect shirt for the crazy times we live in

Killin' My Liver At The River - Unisex Hoodie rochester "Skate Your Date" sounds likeRiver tubing is just day drinking with a current and a more forgiving dress code. Somewhere a liver is filing a missing persons report while its owner floats downstream posting about how nature heals. The Details: Large yellow circle sits behind bold distressed white block text reading "KILLIN' MY LIVER AT THE" with "River" rendered in a flowing white cursive script below. Stylized blue and light blue wavy lines span the lower portion, depicting water