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and bars where the truth gets blurry—along with your vision

NEW ENGLAND

Jesus skipping the prayer request line and just showing up with a bald eagle on his arm like a divine falconer is the most efficient bureaucracy has ever been

a digital illustration shows a figure sitting on a rock beside a stream

Red block text reads "DUDE" centered beneath

Suck It, England - Classic Foam Trucker Hat bod and bars where the truthDeclaring independence with a formal document seems excessive when three words and a pair of sunglasses get the point across faster. Constitutional scholars have been overthinking this for centuries. The Details: Arched white chunky hand drawn text reads "SUCK IT ENGLAND" in an irregular block style. Below, a white colonial portrait illustration depicts George Washington wearing round sunglasses, his powdered hair, cravat, and 18th century coat