President Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex Tank Top Color:Black " with the same worn

" with the same worn

Distressed white block text in a weathered screen-print style reads "YOU CAN'T MAKE EVERYBODY HAPPY

Saying "stand back" before trying something means you already know it's going to explode

Funny socks design inspired by Flight of the Conchords

it became the kind of neighborhood restaurant where regulars never needed a menu

President Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex Tank Top Color:Black " with the same wornTeddy Roosevelt already looked like a guy two bourbons into explaining why he could beat up every other president. Slapping "Boozevelt" on him barely counts as a joke, it's just a historically accurate campaign poster. The Details: A digital illustration depicts Teddy Roosevelt in round glasses, walrus mustache, blue suit, red vest, and red bow tie, hoisting a glass of amber liquid. White serif text reads "PRESIDENT" above large bold white text