Hans Gruber Christmas Crew - Unisex Hoodie Size:S Arched distressed black serif text

Arched distressed black serif text reads "SPRINGFIELD" above smaller text reading "Estd" and "1893" flanking a red-orange cartoon pony mascot with black outlines

some extra cargo in the back

Claude's loyalty to the dream was the only parole worth waiting for

California's beloved tiki bars

arched white text reads "BILLIE JEAN DAVY" over a high-contrast white illustration of Billie Jean with cropped hair

Hans Gruber Christmas Crew - Unisex Hoodie Size:S Arched distressed black serif textGruber's crew cleaned up nice for the holiday card, listing every henchman like distant cousins you only hear from once a year. Their love language is C4 and bearer bonds, but the Santa hats really sell it. Inspired by Die Hard. The Details: A black and white posterized group photo depicts Hans Gruber's crew, each edited with red Santa hats. Red cursive script below reads "Merry Christmas" with green italic text reading "With Love" underneath. A