David S. Pumpkins - Any Questions? - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL Every Fourth of July proves

Every Fourth of July proves the country celebrates its birthday less like a dignified nation and more like someone who just got bottle service at the club

Selling antiques you personally owned in the 1500s while keeping a katana under your trenchcoat is peak small business energy

but Fitzgerald's belonged to the people

A Chinese takeout box with chopsticks and noodles sits at center

Somehow the umlaut makes the whole operation feel classier than it deserves

David S. Pumpkins - Any Questions? - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL Every Fourth of July provesDavid S. Pumpkins is his own genre, somewhere between fever dream and deliberate act of comedic terrorism. Nobody has ever answered the question, and at this point nobody ever will. The Details: David S. Pumpkins stands center in an orange and black pumpkin patterned suit, flanked by two skeleton dancers in purple jackets with white wild hair and red face paint. White jagged text below reads "ANY QUESTIONS?" Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Crewneck