Things Rick Astley Will Never Do - Unisex Hoodie Size:4XL Chunky white retro block text

Chunky white retro block text reads "I WANT TO HEAR SOME" across the top

Arched distressed white text reads "THE WOLF'S" above a vintage-style illustration of Winston Wolf in a tuxedo holding a coffee cup

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Bold red text reads "COCKTAILS" below the illustration

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Things Rick Astley Will Never Do - Unisex Hoodie Size:4XL Chunky white retro block textRickrolling usually requires a fake link and plausible deniability, but wearing the checklist version in broad daylight is a power move. Bureaucratic formatting is the only thing that could make getting pranked by a stranger's torso feel legally binding. The Details: Bold white text reads "THINGS RICK ASTLEY WILL NEVER DO:" across the top. A white halftone portrait of Rick Astley with voluminous 1980s hair sits beside a checklist of unchecked items: