Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL Tilted distressed white hand-lettered text

Tilted distressed white hand-lettered text reads "COMIN' IN" above oversized weathered yellow block letters reading "HOT

Reducing all of Socratic philosophy to three words and a rebus puzzle is exactly the kind of accidental genius only San Dimas could produce

" and "WILLOWBROOK

" above bold "GAMBINI" in all caps

Light blue block text reads "ELM CITIES" and "BASEBALL CLUB" above gold script reading "Howard Avenue Grounds

Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL Tilted distressed white hand-lettered textMedieval monks spent years illuminating manuscripts by candlelight so that centuries later someone could tell you to eat a bag of dicks in calligraphy. The heraldic lion really sells it, like the insult has been approved by the crown. The Details: A golden yellow heraldic lion crest sits above ornate illuminated manuscript lettering reading "Thou may ingest a Satchel of Richards," with elaborate drop caps on the "T" and "S" featuring scrollwork