The Stuff - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL Buying the insurance is cheaper

Buying the insurance is cheaper than the emotional toll

Some alleys just hold lanes

Calling yourself a chick magnet is technically accurate if the chick is a cartoon and the magnet is a visual pun your dad would high-five you for

he's a retired mall cop who just discovered surveillance cameras

Somewhere between the second and third drink

The Stuff - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL Buying the insurance is cheaper"No Artificial Ingredients" on a sentient parasitic dessert is the kind of labeling honesty that would make the FDA weep. Marketing so good it hollowed out an entire country one delicious pint at a time. Inspired by The Stuff. The Details: Purple outer ring surrounds a hot pink circle, with white curved text reading "NO ARTIFICIAL INGREDIENTS" along the top. Retro white script in the center reads "The Stuff" with a registered trademark symbol, "The"