My Retirement Plan is Societal Collapse - Unisex Hoodie rr_track_ss Distressed white script text reads

Distressed white script text reads "Merle's" at the top

its round clock face frozen at 10:04 with two gargoyle statues flanking the brick facade

Hand's finger wag is never really a question

Grill Sergeants monitor internal meat temperature with the same intensity as someone defusing a bomb

Stuffing a banana in a tailpipe is the kind of move that only works if you have Axel Foley's laugh and absolutely zero respect for Beverly Hills PD

My Retirement Plan is Societal Collapse - Unisex Hoodie rr_track_ss Distressed white script text readsSaving for retirement assumes there's going to be a functioning economy to retire into, which is historically optimistic. Societal collapse at least has the decency not to charge a management fee. The Details: Black distressed text in a rounded retro font reads "MY RETIREMENT PLAN IS" above larger, heavier black block letters reading "SOCIETAL COLLAPSE." Below, a 1930s rubber hose style cartoon bomb character with a smiling face, white gloves, and