Instant Human Just Add Coffee - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Navy Bold white uppercase sans-serif text

Bold white uppercase sans-serif text stacked left-aligned across three lines reads "DEATH BEFORE DISCO" in blocky letterforms with squared-off edges

Spicoli borrowing Jefferson's Camaro and returning it totaled is bold

Fiscal responsibility hits different when your soul is the collateral

Blue cursive script reads "Johnny Unitas'" above a horseshoe enclosing a bowling pin and ball

and colorful toppings

Instant Human Just Add Coffee - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Navy Bold white uppercase sans-serif textCaffeine dependency rebranded as a simple recipe instruction is the most honest self assessment anyone has ever put on their chest. Calling it "just add" implies the rest of the ingredients were already there, which is generous. The Details: White minimalist coffee cup on a saucer with two wavy steam lines sits centered at the top. Distressed white heavy sans serif uppercase text reads "INSTANT HUMAN" below. Smaller white mixed case text reads "Just