Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Women's T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather A red ribbon banner across

A red ribbon banner across the jar center reads "OFFICIAL MEMBER" in white text

Green distressed text reads "MOUNTAIN" below the peaks

Cozy and durable

Good on all products

and absolutely zero patience for low ambitions

Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Women's T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather A red ribbon banner acrossJohnny's face replacing Jefferson on the two dollar bill is the promotion earned through sheer psychotic persistence. Four weeks of paperboy debt collection deserves its own currency. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Cream rectangular currency border frames ornate scrollwork in muted green and grey ink, with large numeral "2" marks in each corner. A posterized oval portrait sits left center, flanked by green serial numbers reading