Deez Nuts Nutcracker - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:L Distressed golden-yellow arched text reads

Distressed golden-yellow arched text reads "MEDFORD NUGGETS" above a vintage cartoon baseball player in a white uniform and red cap lunging with an oversized glove

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Large white brush-stroke text below reads "WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE

Bold white distressed italic block text below reads "I'm Going to Try Science

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Deez Nuts Nutcracker - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:L Distressed golden-yellow arched text readsNutcrackers spent centuries on mantels before someone finally gave them the introduction they deserved. Tchaikovsky rolling in his grave is just bonus choreography. The Details: A cartoon nutcracker in a red military uniform with gold shoulder trim, a tall orange and red hat, white side hair, and a brown mustache stands at the top. White blackletter text reading "Deez" overlaps the figure's midsection. Below, matching white text reads "Nuts" with a