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White script text reads "Karl Hungus" above bold white block capitals "CABLE TV REPAIR" with a small white antenna icon

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Ralphie's old man treated that fishnet-clad trophy like the Louvre just called

Large brush-stroke white text reads "THE BUTCHER" above yellow italic text reading "of" and bold red block letters reading "BAKERSFIELD

Charles De Mar's eggnog recipe lists lighter fluid as the key ingredient

Mele Kalikimaka - 11oz Coffee Mug spaceballs1 White script text reads "KarlPalm trees wrapped in Christmas lights are just Douglas firs in witness protection, quietly thriving where nobody asks about the snow. Half the mainland has been mentally relocating to Hawaii ever since discovering you can skip the frostbite. The Details: A palm tree with a tan trunk and green fronds is draped with strings of multicolored Christmas lights in red, blue, yellow, and green. Rounded white retro tropical lettering across the trunk reads