President George Sloshington - Unisex Sweatshirt st louis or basic situational awareness to

or basic situational awareness to decide he already hates you

Inspired by Fire Marshall Bill from In Living Color

Reconstructing a supreme being from one surviving hand and immediately dressing her in strategic bandage strips is peak future fashion logic

Pizza chefs plastering anti-drug PSAs in 1950s clip art style knew exactly what they were doing

GIVES YOU TONS OF ENERGY" printed below the arrows

President George Sloshington - Unisex Sweatshirt st louis or basic situational awareness toGeorge Sloshington ran one of the largest whiskey distilleries in America, so putting a beer in his hand is basically a historically accurate downgrade. Founding a nation and a drinking problem, and only one made it onto the currency. The Details: A digital illustration of George Washington in a red and blue colonial military uniform with gold epaulettes holds a frothy pint glass of beer. White spaced text reads "PRESIDENT" above larger white serif