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Frozen orange juice futures never stood a chance once those two started reading the room

Merchandising money practically prints itself when your movie spawns a flamethrower

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Hans Gruber Christmas Crew - Women's T-Shirt rr_track_dd WISCONSIN" belowGruber's crew cleaned up nice for the holiday card, listing every henchman like distant cousins you only hear from once a year. Their love language is C4 and bearer bonds, but the Santa hats really sell it. Inspired by Die Hard. The Details: A black and white posterized group photo depicts Hans Gruber's crew, each edited with red Santa hats. Red cursive script below reads "Merry Christmas" with green italic text reading "With Love" underneath. A