Christmas Cocktails - Unisex Hoodie Color:Forest Green Nobody has ever asked him

Nobody has ever asked him to pace himself twice

flanked by "ALA

which is a sentence that never gets less absurd to say out loud

Naming a roller rink "The Coliseum" and putting columns on it is the most aggressively Midwestern act of ambition ever committed to architecture

and some become the place you always come back to

Christmas Cocktails - Unisex Hoodie Color:Forest Green Nobody has ever asked himCalling a martini a "little present you give to yourself" sounds like something a therapist would flag, but the Santa hat makes it festive so it's fine. Midcentury glamour exists solely to make coping mechanisms look like lifestyle choices. The Details: Arched golden yellow text reading "Holiday Survival For Everyone" sits on a red banner above a 1950s style illustration of a blonde woman in a Santa hat and black dress holding two martini glasses,