Rule #1 Don't Fall Off The Boat - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Color:White/Royal " A vintage-style ghost with

" A vintage-style ghost with tattered edges

" with elegant cursive script reading "Las Vegas" at the bottom

A very funny parody design inspired by Ashley Schaeffer from Eastbound and Down

Ultra-soft with a vintage feel

Distressed white serif text reading "BIG CHIEF" arcs across a black outer ring

Rule #1 Don't Fall Off The Boat - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Color:White/Royal " A vintage-style ghost withBoating safety rules exist exclusively because someone already did the exact thing the sign prohibits. That stick figure mid launch off the stern is just a self portrait for anyone who learned what lake water tastes like at speed. The Details: Orange circle and a blue stick figure falling off a speeding blue motorboat sit above blue water splash lines in a distressed print style. Bold distressed orange block text reads "RULE #1." Blue block text below