Everything Hurts and I'm Dying - Unisex Hoodie Drinking " An orange cartoon bird

" An orange cartoon bird wearing a blue-and-white striped party hat blows a noisemaker while rolling on blue quad skates with outstretched wings

and white clouds

they were the social anchors of working-class neighborhoods

A marquee-shaped frame in red and orange gradient displays a decorative crown-like arch at top

Somewhere in Wichita

Everything Hurts and I'm Dying - Unisex Hoodie Drinking " An orange cartoon birdPutting "Everything Hurts and I'm Dying" in varsity letterman script means physical deterioration finally has a team logo. Somewhere a whole roster of people over 30 just stood up too fast and felt deep squad pride. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "EVERYTHING" across the top. Large flowing white cursive script reads "Hurts" below, with a baseball style swoosh tail extending from the lettering. Bold distressed white uppercase text