Smartass University - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:M quietly thriving where nobody asks

quietly thriving where nobody asks about the snow

smoking a pipe and reading a newspaper

Generations of Dallas bowlers knew those lanes the way churchgoers knew their pews

Inspired by My Cousin Vinny

spots like Apple Valley gave a city its character

Smartass University - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:M quietly thriving where nobody asksSmartass University accepts everyone, which says more about the admissions board than the applicants. Tuition is free but the social cost is enormous. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "SMARTASS" above a collegiate shield crest containing a donkey, flanked by a ribbon banner and laurel branches in weathered white ink. Large block text reads "UNIVERSITY" directly below the crest. Smaller distressed text at the bottom reads "WITTY"