I Like em Real Thick and Sprucey - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S Brush-stroke text reads "MR

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Arched distressed cream serif text reads "ANACONDA" above large bold cream lettering reading "SERPENTS

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Arched golden-cream serif text reads "Expert Of The Occult" above "Obtainer Of Rare Antiquities

I Like em Real Thick and Sprucey - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S Brush-stroke text reads "MRSpruce trees out here getting objectified for their thick branches and nobody's even pretending to be subtle about it. Baby got bark, and apparently the only requirement is ornaments and a complete lack of shame. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "I LIKE 'EM REAL" above a painterly Christmas tree illustration topped with a golden star. Green branches are decorated with red and gold ornaments and white tinsel drips. Large rounded white