I Don't Work Here - Unisex T-Shirt texas Dark red script text reads

Dark red script text reads "Gus Polinski" beside curved dark text reading "polka king of the midwest" around a cartoon portrait of Gus Polinski

running with a bat

holding a swirling atom symbol surrounded by multicolored stars

Straight distressed white serif text reads "OLD 96ER" along the bottom

" A cartoon baseball with an angry face

I Don't Work Here - Unisex T-Shirt texas Dark red script text readsKhakis and a helpful demeanor are apparently all it takes to get conscripted into unpaid retail work by strangers. Announcing your employment status preemptively is just self defense at Target. The Details: Distressed white stacked text in bold rounded serif typography reads "I Don't Work Here" across three centered lines. The lettering has a weathered, vintage screen print texture throughout. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring Spun