Wyld Stallyns - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Navy Distressed white arched text reads

Distressed white arched text reads "LIGHTEN UP" above a cartoon portrait of Sergeant Hulka

" above a chunky pixel-art illustration of a hockey player with the number "99" and a small red pixel blood splatter accent

Dutch's entire tactical vocabulary reduced to four words and a helicopter proves that the best extraction plan is just running and screaming louder than everything trying to kill you

chunky retro style reads "Trophy Husband" across the center chest

"London" appears at the top in a serif font

Wyld Stallyns - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Navy Distressed white arched text readsRepping a band whose entire discography is air guitar takes serious commitment. Wyld Stallyns survived more timelines than actual rehearsals, and somehow that makes them more legitimate. Inspired by Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure. The Details: Distressed light blue circular swirl pattern sits behind bold, jagged yellow text reading "WYLD STALLYNS" in angular rock style typography with red drop shadows and dark red outlines. Heavy distressed texture