Aunt Clara's Doorknob Emporium - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:5XL Lifetime bans from a five-and-dime

Lifetime bans from a five-and-dime carry the same weight as exile from Ithaca when you're Everett McGill

Half the room will oblige

Five foot nothin'

Distressed white text below reads "BASEBALL CLUB

" and "COSTA MESA

Aunt Clara's Doorknob Emporium - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:5XL Lifetime bans from a five-and-dimeCollecting doorknobs instead of completing a single spell is the most relatable retirement hobby any witch ever stumbled into. Clara turned magical incompetence into a legitimate inventory problem. Inspired by Bewitched. The Details: Arched bold white text reads "AUNT CLARA'S" above a golden yellow halftone portrait of Aunt Clara flanked by white doorknob illustrations and pink, yellow, and white sparkle accents. Smaller white script reads "thousands