Utah Bodhi 2028 - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt mexican Abraham Lincoln freed a nation

Abraham Lincoln freed a nation but couldn't free himself from being the default clip art for every guy who needs a constitutional excuse to shotgun a beer at noon

An orange ribbon reads "Dirty Hippy Flavor" beside a bare foot

with heavy speckled aging throughout

Large brush-stroke white text reads "THE BUTCHER" above yellow italic text reading "of" and bold red block letters reading "BAKERSFIELD

matching white text reads "Nuts" with a curved baseball-style swoosh underline

Utah Bodhi 2028 - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt mexican Abraham Lincoln freed a nationRunning mates who rob banks in president masks then let each other go is the most realistic campaign platform proposed. Vaya con dios is a better slogan than anything actual politicians have managed in decades. Inspired by Point Break. The Details: Red and blue stars flank white text reading "VOTE" above large white text reading "UTAH BODHI." Large red numbers read "2028" over halftone portraits of Johnny Utah and Bodhi with a white wave illustration