The Spirit of '76 - Unisex T-Shirt san diego Misanthropy written in wedding invitation

Misanthropy written in wedding invitation script next to a cartoon dog face is the most passive aggressive thing since "per my last email

A dead internet accent on a dying stick of gunpowder feels patriotically appropriate

Two red five-pointed stars flank distressed white stencil text reading "THIS ONE'S" above blue text reading "FOR" and "YOU" on either side of a gray Aiwa portable cassette player labeled "AUTOREVERSE

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The Spirit of '76 - Unisex T-Shirt san diego Misanthropy written in wedding invitationBicentennial merch peaked in 1976 when patriotism just meant buying commemorative plates and shooting bottle rockets at your neighbor's fence. Now wearing thirteen stars unironically requires a thesis defense. The Details: Retro white script text reads "The Spirit" above lowercase white text reading "of." A diagonal cascade of white stars in varying sizes flows downward beside large bold white numerals "'76" with red outlines and a weathered screen