Give Me, a Keg, of Beer - Unisex Hoodie action Santa winking while telling kids

Santa winking while telling kids to ask their mom if he's real is the most unhinged way to announce an affair since the invention of Christmas cards

Red worn sans-serif text reads "ON KEVIN'S DOOR

" three times in a cascading layout

Supporting white serif text reads "The Gift That Keeps On Givin'" at the top and "Since 1989" at the base of the design

with casual script lettering reading "Club" below it

Give Me, a Keg, of Beer - Unisex Hoodie action Santa winking while telling kidsScott's lycanthropy doesn't unlock supernatural wisdom or cosmic purpose, just the raw nerve to demand a keg with zero social anxiety. Turning into a beast only reveals what every teenager at that party already wanted. Inspired by Teen Wolf. The Details: Distressed white horror style text reads "GIVE ME, A KEG," to the left of a detailed digital illustration of Scott Howard mid transformation with bloodshot red eyes, brown disheveled hair, and a tense