Sharks Will Kill You - Unisex T-Shirt rr_track_hamilton celebrating the classic American menus

celebrating the classic American menus of yesteryear

Every British person within fifty yards will choke on their tea while grandma compliments the lovely anchor

with detailed gill slits and fins

Blue serif text reads "Don't Be A" in an arched layout above a vintage hand-drawn illustration of the Morton Salt girl in a yellow dress carrying a white umbrella

Bold cyan outlined block text reads "EAGLE-5" across the top

Sharks Will Kill You - Unisex T-Shirt rr_track_hamilton celebrating the classic American menusSharks heard that whole "what doesn't kill you" thing and decided to close the loophole. Three hundred teeth and zero interest in your personal growth is nature's most reliable counterargument. The Details: Distressed white text reads "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger." followed by bold text reading "Except Sharks." across the top. A gray and white cartoon style great white shark faces left with its mouth open, exposing red interior and sharp