Your Mom is My Cardio - Long Sleeve T-Shirt waco Distressed white rounded text arched

Distressed white rounded text arched across the top reads "WORKS ONE DAY A YEAR

according to a network whose retirement plan involves industrial woodchippers

yellow stars

White angular text styled in faux-Asian lettering reads "YOU ARE" above a posterized photo of Chong Li

with vertical text reading "BAHOOKA" nestled between them

Your Mom is My Cardio - Long Sleeve T-Shirt waco Distressed white rounded text archedPutting a "your mom" joke in gold 1977 Pontiac Trans Am lettering is the typographic equivalent of wearing a tuxedo to a food fight. The font matured but the joke absolutely refused to. The Details: Retro 1970s inline letterforms with parallel striped lines within each character read "YOUR MOM IS MY" in distressed black ink. Bold golden yellow text with a dark outline reads "CARDIO" below in a larger, heavier weight with the same distressed texture