Edelen's Braidwood Inn - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Kelly Finishing a 96-ounce steak is

Finishing a 96-ounce steak is less a meal and more a hostage negotiation between Chet and his own digestive system

Nestled in the San Fernando Valley

Necks and backs are his specialty

A vintage comic-style illustration depicts a male action figure crawling on all fours in a white tank top and red Santa hat

Slapping "Boozevelt" on him barely counts as a joke

Edelen's Braidwood Inn - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Kelly Finishing a 96-ounce steak isChecking into the Braidwood Inn means accepting their complimentary spooning policy and discovering their pillows have a disturbing lack of pillow credentials. Neal's five stages of grief happened in four seconds flat. Inspired by Planes, Trains and Automobiles. The Details: Distressed white cursive script reads "Edelen's" above bold yellow block letters reading "BRAIDWOOD" flanked by two small yellow stars. White serif and sans serif text below reads