Wiener Rides - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:White rendered in orange

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Perfect for fans of the movie who know how Ellis tried (and failed) to charm his way through Christmas

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Skeletons propositioning strangers with actual bones is the only pickup line that comes with physical evidence and plausible deniability

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Wiener Rides - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:White rendered in orangeSaddling up a dachshund and slashing prices on wiener rides turns any barbecue into the world's most aggressive charity carnival. Nothing says wholesome county fair energy like a limited time offer that gets you banned from the actual county fair. The Details: Bold red italic display text reads "Wiener Rides" above a brown digital illustration of a dachshund in profile wearing a golden tan bandana and a small western saddle. Red text below reads "ONLY