Yes I Like Pina Coladas - Women's T-Shirt Size:S The shirt knows exactly what

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Yes I Like Pina Coladas - Women's T-Shirt Size:S The shirt knows exactly whatAnswering a question from a 1979 yacht rock song before anyone even asks is peak conversational efficiency. Preemptive declarations of cocktail preference save everyone the awkward small talk at the resort bar. The Details: Large distressed white cursive script reads "Yes," overlapping a brown coconut half and a green palm frond rendered with a weathered texture. Below, clean white sans serif text reads "I Like" and "Pia Coladas" stacked on two lines.