Smartass University - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M with yellow script "Texarkana to

with yellow script "Texarkana to Atlanta" and "SINCE 1977" below

Building a spaceship from a garbage can and a Tilt-a-Whirl seat takes exactly the kind of confidence only suburban kids with zero engineering credentials possess

Bold navy blue curved text reads "MOUNTAINS AREN'T JUST FUNNY

Edgar Frog handing you a business card while whispering about the undead is peak entrepreneurial energy from a fifteen-year-old Rambo cosplayer

" "Completely Air Conditioned

Smartass University - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M with yellow script "Texarkana toSmartass University accepts everyone, which says more about the admissions board than the applicants. Tuition is free but the social cost is enormous. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "SMARTASS" above a collegiate shield crest containing a donkey, flanked by a ribbon banner and laurel branches in weathered white ink. Large block text reads "UNIVERSITY" directly below the crest. Smaller distressed text at the bottom reads "WITTY"